Bad Parking Business Cards

Take your parking pet peeves to the next level with the Bad Parking Business Cards. A value pack of 100 – You Parked Like an Idiot Cards that’s your ticket to calling out sloppy parkers in style! Made from smooth, 14PT thick cardstock paper, these aren’t flimsy notes; they’re hefty, premium-quality cards built to make a statement. With 100 in a pack, you’ve got a hefty stash to dish out whenever you spot a car hogging two spaces or straddling the line—plenty to keep in your glovebox, bag, or desk for every parking faux pas you encounter.

Each card measures SIZE: 3.5” x 2” Inches with Rounded Corners, hitting that sweet spot of Standard Business Card Size—big enough to get noticed, small enough to slip anywhere. It’s a great way to tell someone You Suck at Parking without a shouting match; just slide one under a windshield wiper or tuck it in a window and let the card do the talking. The sleek design, complete with smooth edges, feels professional yet playful, ensuring your message lands with a smirk instead of a scratch—perfect for passive-aggressive perfectionists.

The multi reason notice feature makes these cards a cut above. Titled “Attention: You Parked Like an Idiot Moron for One (or More) Reasons,” the back side lists a checklist of parking sins—think “Taking Two Spaces,” “Over the Line,” or “Blocking Access”—so you can Just Tick the Applicable One to Convey Your Message to Violators. It’s an easy, efficient way to control the chaos of vehicle parking areas, whether it’s your office lot, apartment complex, or a crowded mall. No vague griping here—just check, drop, and go, letting the offender know exactly where they went wrong.

These cards are impossible to ignore, with a writable area on the back for you to scribble your own comments—personalize it with a “Learn to park, buddy!” or “This isn’t a monster truck spot!” Leave it under the careless driver’s windshield wiper or through the driver’s door window, and it’ll Send a Strong Message they can’t brush off. At 3.5 x 2 inches, it’s bold yet discreet, an excellent novelty gag gift for friends who share your parking gripes or a secret weapon for yourself—either way, it’s a satisfying jab at bad drivers everywhere.

We’re talking pure satisfaction with these Bad Parking Cards. The thick cardstock, sharp design, and cheeky utility make them a hit for anyone who’s ever muttered under their breath at a parking fail. Stock up with 100, and you’re armed for a year of petty justice—hand them out, gift them, or keep them for your own crusade. These aren’t just cards; they’re your voice in the lot, delivering a dose of humor and a nudge toward better parking, one idiot at a time!

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